Things to do when I get back home

Needless to say, there are a lot of little things here that aren't quite long enough for an entire post but are still worth mentioning. So here is a nice little list of things that I will thoroughly enjoy doing (without shame) when I get back home. Some things you might only get if you've ever actually lived in France. Regardless, here is my countdown:

20. Drive my car

19. Call someone in the States who lives in the same timezone 

18. Watch an American football game (soccer...really?)

17. Buy enough food for a whole month

16. Watch something on Netflix

15. Blast country music

14. Say "Bless you" to someone who has just sneezed

13. Not mentally freak out every time someone tells me a number longer than two digits

12. Know without hesitation whether the public restroom I'm walking into is male, female or both (and it's free!)

11. Respond to the correct pronunciation of my name

10. Not plan my breathing pattern around how many smokers I'll pass

9. Eat Mac n Cheese, bacon, American cheese, ranch dressing and drink a Pepsi product (just because I can)

8. Hear an American song in public that is post 1990 and is not Party Rock

7. Go to a bank, post office or administration building or be able to do anything somewhat productive between 12pm and 1:30pm

6. Eat dinner before 8pm

5. Tell you it is five thirty pm 

4. Buy a Frosty

3. Take longer than the guys to get ready

2. Wear sweats in public

1. Smother my french fries in Heinz ketchup